This is the title and subtitle from an actual MSNBC article located here:
“Sheriff’s deputy mistakes pistol for Taser
Man reluctant to leave tree is shot, reportedly says, ‘Ow, that hurt’”
That might be one of the stupidest title taglines I have ever seen.

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Tell me where to find you, hiding, waiting in the dark
Hope I don’t surprise you standing there.
But if you are afraid of baying wolves who just don’t care
Then follow me down to where they don’t play
Falling asleep (and calling out to you)
Falling to me…
Everything’s alright if you overlook this lie
It only takes one time [...]

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