In the strangest piece of fodder I have heard in a while (compliments of Cameron) it seems that Osama Bin Laden is crazy… crazy obsessed with Whitney Houston! According to Sadanese novelist Kola Boof,
It didn’t seem impossible to me. He said he wanted to give Whitney Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum.
According to the article, Osama even planned on trying to kill Bobby Brown in order to have her for himself and teach her the ways of Islam. I’m sure many people wouldn’t complain much about that, but this is just a terribly bizarre story. Boof later goes on to state
His favourite television shows were The Wonder Years, Miami Vice and MacGyver.
Bin Laden and I had a lot more in common than I first thought. Next terror announcement video may include a neon pink polo and white jacket with Don Johnson standing in the background.
That leaves us with only one more question to ask (thanks to Ricky G): how would he get around Kevin Costner? Still waiting on the answer to that one, Mr. Bin Laden
