In the strangest piece of fodder I have heard in a while (compliments of Cameron) it seems that Osama Bin Laden is crazy… crazy obsessed with Whitney Houston! According to Sadanese novelist Kola Boof,

It didn’t seem impossible to me. He said he wanted to give Whitney Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum.

According to the article, Osama even planned on trying to kill Bobby Brown in order to have her for himself and teach her the ways of Islam. I’m sure many people wouldn’t complain much about that, but this is just a terribly bizarre story. Boof later goes on to state

His favourite television shows were The Wonder Years, Miami Vice and MacGyver.

Bin Laden and I had a lot more in common than I first thought. Next terror announcement video may include a neon pink polo and white jacket with Don Johnson standing in the background.

That leaves us with only one more question to ask (thanks to Ricky G): how would he get around Kevin Costner? Still waiting on the answer to that one, Mr. Bin Laden

With the amazing rise of popularity of YouTube, you had to know that advertisers would start posting ridiculous videos on the site as ways to promote their products. Well, the first to do so in a fairly ingenious fashion is Smirnoff. They have a drink called “Raw Tea” and they made up with whiteboy rap from the P(rep)-Unit singing about how waspy they are and it refers to the product throughout the video. It is entertaining, but i am definitely curious about how well it will translate into sales.

I came upon this precious find a while back. Apparently there is a market amongst Catholics to have Jesus (in statue form) participating in sports with other children.

		Here we find Jesus being tackled playing some playground football. Apparently Jesus does not need a damn helmet like the children. I mean, he IS Jesus. Secondly, that kid in the red has some balls tackling Jesus.
		I don’t know about you, but this is a little too questionable for my taste. Jesus is looking a little creepy all cuddled up with that girl, helping her putt. I think he wouldn’t be able to live near bus stops in Georgia.
		Jesus can walk on water, but apparently he still needs ice skates. I mean, damn, that’s some cold-ass water. Not common in the sands of Jerusalem.
		Alright, once again we find the creepy Jesus.
		Last one to the Temple Gates has to get crucified!