So, I just saw a commercial on TV for a new digital pregnancy test from ClearBlue easy. This line was actually part of the commercial:

Its the most sophisticated piece of technology you’ll ever pee on.

I finally figured out the perfect valentine’s date!! I am such a romantic. My fiance will be so happy.

Your love is a fast song
And I’m dancing ’cause I’m loved again
My heart is in motion
For the rhythm inside You
Your love is a slow song
It’s resounding through my world again
My heart is in motion
For the song inside of You
Your love is in motion
- Copeland

For all the OCD people out there who have to know EXACTLY where their pizza is at all times, from the oven do your door, does Domino’s have just the thing for you! Because of wonderful advancements in technology, you can now track your pizza to within 40 seconds of its location. Yep… while scientist are out there trying to find the cures of cancer, aids, and more, some spend their energies on tracking pizza. Amazing.

Must have been a really slow day in the news when CBS reported this.